Will Paris go to a party for anything these days? I thought she had some discretion, but that was stupid of me. She hit up the Arby's Action Sports Awards with her wonky eye. I hate her stupid hair!
Pam Anderson employed the separated wife PR tactic of the year - get out and party, make 'em forget about that silly little mistake!
Help me count out all the divorces this year for a new poll: Here's what I've got so far: