Don's Deranged Dream

As you know, I have dreams in which I interact with celebrities every single night. Sometimes I feel the need to share these.

Last night I dreamt I was basically Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy. I had to choose between Patrick Dempsey and, for some inexplicable reason, Davis, the confused gay guy from Real World Denver. I kept saying, "But you're gay? How is this an issue?" And he kept being like, "Yeah, but McDreamy's kind of old."

In the end, much like the show, I went with McDreamy, only to have him tell me he needed some time to be alone. So me and my gay best friend Davis went on a cruise with all our friends and my alarm went off.

I'm so messed up.