Morning Crabcakes: Screech Porn

Dustin Diamond aka Screech Powers from Saved By the Bell is joining the ranks of celebrities released porn tapes. If this isn't gross enough, it gets worse. It is reported that the footage includes Screech with two women and one "dirty sanchez".

Roger Paul, Dustin's manager revealed: "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." Famous celebrity porn peddler David Hans Schmidt has acquired the rights to the video and is shopping the hot item to Hustler's Larry Flynt and Steven Hirsh at Vivid.

This story makes me want to curl up under my desk and pretend it never happened. But points to whoever comes up with the best title for the porn.

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