I know a ton of dudes, and probably a few chicks, find Natalie Portman to be totally hot. I think she is attractive...but sexy? I don't think so.
She models her oh-so-sexy look while skiing in Argentina this week. She looks like she might cry if her pizza wedge doesn't protect her from the bunny hill. Also, I think her outfit came out of my attic. And belonged to my dad.
Speaking of dad, happy 36th anniversary to my parents. I heart you!