Wednesday, June 14, 2006

LOL: Boozie Jewel


"I didn't start drinking until I was 30," Jewel tells Blender. "I grew up singing for alcoholics, and it never really seemed like alcohol fixed anything. I was afraid that it would get me. Around 30, I kind of realized that alcohol really does solve all your problems. Whoever said drinking doesn't help lied. You live and you learn."

First of all, I never would have taken folksie, snaggletoothed Jewel for a party girl. Secondly, what business does Jewel have talking to Blender?

3 comments:

lex said...

Hooray for Jewel...drinking really does fix everything!

joner said...

Was she kidding? I mean believing in that theory and actually saying it out loud are two different things

Day Old News said...

Sounds weird, but then again, so is she.

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