Frankie & Jamie's Love is Gross

Frankie Muniz is a total man-child. He will always look like a semi-unattractive boy who is worth way too much money to actually believe. Here he is on vacation with his fiancee, some dumb whore named Jamie. She was working at a hair salon (probably Fantastic Sam's) in the South when Frankie met her while filming a movie in the town. She hypnotized him by being the first woman willing to kiss him, even though it did feel like pedophelia.


In exchange, she won a ring on her finger and all the money she wants to pay for gorgeous things like sparrow tattooes, gucci fanny packs, peroxide, and beach-appropriate cowboy boots.

Love is a many splendored thing...

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