Jessica Simpson is reportedly being courted for a part in the upcoming Baywatch Movie. She would play a lifeguard. (duh)
I find it hard to believe that even Jessica is stupid enough to take this role. If she has any ambition as an actress, she'd know to hit up an indie film quickly. Of course, that will never happen because with Papa Joe it's all about the benjis and she won't be lining his pocket on the set of an indie, that's for sure.