Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Dunzo: Kimora & Russell Simmons


Russell Simmons and his assbag wife Kimora are thisclose to a divorce. Rumors are rampant and the story is about to hit US Weekly, which is like a Magic 8 Ball--almost always right!

Kimora is a total pink panther. I just made that word up. It's a diva on a power trip who you probably wouldn't want to mess with. Feel free to use it in a sentence today.

I hope you all caught VH1 Inside/Out with Kimora. I LOVE that show. Anyway, it proved what we all knew; she's one bitchy pink panther!

3 comments:

siamac said...

that ho is nasty. besides being fug she is just straight trash

lex said...

and she'd be nothing without russell.

Day Old News said...

Just a muse for the trashy rich...like Mariah!

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