The World of Jordan

When I lived in London, I asked my roommate what was the fascination with celebrities like Jordan. They are famous for modeling lingerie in newspaper ads--yes, newspaper ads--and nothing more. From there, she has spawned a Paris Hilton like following and media frenzy, everything from workout tapes to books about herself.

I haven't posted any of the thousands of fug pictures of her I've seen lately, but this one probably takes the cake. It has moved me. I think I shall be Jordan for Halloween '06. Try not to hug me because the beachballs I'll have in my shirt might pop.