Heather Locklear is a Bitch!

Heather apparently went the route of Jessica Simpson and announced her divorce via publicist without forewarning her husband. In an interview with Sambora an hour after the announcement, ABC News says the actor was totally bewildered by the news, stating "It's completely untrue," adding that he had Valentine's Day plans with his wife. He also said "Heather was just up for our anniversary and that was Dec. 15 … I was home for like two and a half weeks over Christmas, and I have a month off in March, so it's going to be good."

Uh, looks like somebody didn't get the memo!