Fabian is the Best Trash Ever!

Some of you know about how I love to hate Fabian Basabe, the homo from Filthy Rich Cattle Drive and self-proclaimed "male Paris Hilton minus the porn." He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. So I was ecstatic to come across a new interview with him. He repeatedly talks about how down to earth and normal he is, but then has his friends repeat to the reporter about how he is a reality superstar over and over again. He loves Oprah and Prision Break, two totally gay things! He also says he wants to be a teacher--that's the funniest shit ever! He'd be like, "Ok, kids, today I'm going to teach you how to bitch slap the maid after she doesn't iron your jeans properly. After that, we'll sit in a circle and braid each others hair."