The Double Boob

Here is Pam Anderson modeling the afflication I call "double boob." I, too, fell prey to this fashion crime my freshman year of college. Boobs grow and you don't even realize that your bra doesn't fit anymore until you see something like this.

The other boob afflication that bothers me is what I refer to as "boob shadow." If you know the song "Moon Shadow," then you will get when I replace the words for "Boob Shadow" and sing it around my house and on my sister's voicemail from time to time. Boob shadow is when you layout, usually if you are sitting up in a chair, and your boobs cast shadows below them, leaving you with awkward pale areas on your tan stomach. I realize that you flat chested people out there must think I'm nutso, but this happens. Stupid boob shadow.

That's my "what grinds my gears" for the day.