Blind Vice From Ted

Because without good hair, whether it's dyed or natural, curly or ironed, where the hell would we be?
Panicking like crazy alongside Musty Mayhem, it would seem. It's like this: The skinny ninny is not eating. And given her predilection for preposterously skanky clothes, that's no shocker. M2 doesn't look like she sucks on much sustenance, anyhow. I mean, she's been teensy for a long-ass time--even back when Lindsay Lohan was originally voluptuous. Can you remember that? Barely, I know.
And now things have gotten bad. "She has alopecia," whispers an M.M. associate. "Her hair is falling out, and she is devastated."
Now, kittens, it's a horrible thing, scalp disease. But we all know that anorexia makes the follicles angry. And Musty knows it, too. Still, she won't eat! She will not fork anything into that prissy mouth of hers.
Indeed, I very much hope she does. This babe is such a fashionista, and we all know what the worst accessory in the world is...
Dead head!
Okay, this Blind's gonna give me nightmares, so I'll stop now.

I'm going with Brandy based on this recent photo. Nice wig, girlfriend.

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