Thursday, January 05, 2006

Intervention: Fergie

Calling Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig! You will have a much better chance of attracting clients by making over Fergie than by making over Kirstie Alley. I'm telling you, marketing genius. While your at it, pick up Mimi and Janet Jackson on the way. Hey, if Christina Aguilera Bratman can class it up a centimeter, Fergie should be able to improve a buttload.

2 comments:

siamac said...

i have been missing D.O.N all day long!

Day Old News said...

Lo siento. D.O.N. has been down in the dumps. Getting it together today.

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