Escada Party

So my L.A. reporter Dee Dee Knockers personally attended the launch of Escada's new perfume at Lobby last Thursday. Like a good little reporter, she called me bright and early on Friday morning to brief me further on her text messages sent during the event.

Here is the link to Perez Hilton's description of the party and some pics.

Ms. Knocks gave the following info: Jamie Lynn Sigler from the Sopranos and spokesperson for the national anti-anorexia society or whatever is just slightly bigger than Nicole Richie. She is also an amazing dresser and incredibly beautiful in person. E! reporter Maria Menounos is also especially striking up close. John Stamos is even hotter in person as well. Dee Dee's husband had to ask her to stop drooling over him. Chris Evans (oh so hot) was there minus girlfriend Jessica Biels. Everybody made a tremendous scene when Michelle Trachtenberg arrived--apparently she's some PR hot shit. Joel Madden looks exactly how you'd picture him in real life, wardrobe and all. And Sophia Bush is relatively average on a Hollywood scale of hotness--not super thin, not super hot, but attractive. Brandon Davis ex-bf of Mischa Barton and cousin of Mr. Dee Dee Knockers showed up and gave a causal what's up to Dee Dee and Co. Paris and Nicky showed up, but only after being bribbed with a comped dinner at a nearby restaurant first! Dee Dee's PR friend told her this bit and we both think it is so laughable that Paris and Nicky need anything comped for them, just to attend a party. Steve-O showed and was trashed to the point that his eyes were rolling back in his head. Nicole never showed, but it's possible that it was due to Steve-O telling an E! reporter on the record that they were over already and had broken up that night. He said it bugged him how she never eats and that he was "pulling the band-aid off" before there was too big a wound. What a friggin retard!

Thanks for the stellar report, Knocks! Keep up the good work.