Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy:
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Just For You, DAK!
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Hehe, this is funny. When can we see this movie already? Movies tonight anyone? Unless Bree and I get the 3rd disk of Season 1 Lost from Netflicks, cause I am offically addicted and we would have to stay in and watch it...
Wait, does this mean I am a gay cowboy?
based on the #1 - you may be....
I thought it was because of #9, I love that song...and may I remind you that the # I have seen this year is far LESS that originally suspected ;)
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