Last night I went to a White Elephant gift exchange (thanks Showers, Shawna, and Car!). Up for grabs was a classic, collection-worthy Hilary Duff Christmas CD. Driven by my alcoholic rage, I hung on to the present I got, which was tequila and mixer. But this morning, like many before, I awoke with heavy feelings of regret.
Somehow, this picture makes me feel better about my mistake. I'm not sure what Hil's publicist/handler/pr rep are doing to her, but I feel that an joint intervention with her and Britney would be a fab idea. Lindsay Lohan seems to have come out of her downward spiral quite nicely; let's use her people. Rachel Zoe, are you reading this?
Girls, seriously. You two are my idols. Stop this now before I have to find meaning within my own life. Don't break my heart.