Monday, November 28, 2005

Whoa! Janet Jackson Ate Her Feelings

Janet Jackson used to have abs that looked like a man's. Now it looks like she ate her way through KFC, perhaps due to depression that her brother is Chester the Molester or that her fiancee is a gremlin, but those are just my guesses. She is no stranger to plastic surgery so I can't figure out why she hasn't called Mariah to book a 2 for 1 liposuction deal.

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