Talan's Mom Has a Point

Talan Torriero's mom is not so happy about her son's rushed engagement to Kimberly Stewart. They are supposedly getting ready for a shotgun Vegas wedding because they like how that worked out for Nicky Hilton and Britney Spears. Fugly Stewart was recently dating Joe Francis of the Girls Gone Wild empire and before that was engaged to an even fuglier creature, Cisco Adler, who is now dating Mischa Barton.

And now a plea to Talan.

Dear Talan,

While I don't especially like you or think you are talented in any way, I don't think any man deserves what you are about to bring upon yourself. Have you ever actually looked at your fiancee when you weren't high? Do you know what you will be waking up to? Have you considered who she has slept with--because it might save you time to just make a list of who she hasn't.

Have some self respect, man. MTV will never buy your edition of Newlyweds. The idea of seeing Kim wake up hungover as all hell, sans makeup, screaming at you about her missing coke is not something we want to see. Well, maybe, but probably not.

Love,
D.O.N.

Source:Page Six

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