Celebs Trying to Be Normal

Sloooow news day, so let's talk about the celebs being just like us around town this week!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley goes grocery shopping.  I know how hard this is for her, staring at cheese and wishing should eat it. Wondering if she could just pick it up and smell it a little.

You can see she was strong by that smile. That is probably a Victoria Secret nutritionist next to her that counseled her back to the ionized water and organic celery. Well done, Rosie!

Natalie Portman tends to her dirty car windows. Ok, I don't even do this unless I just drove through the butterfly clouds in central Cali on I-5. Yuck.

They get off trans-continental flights looking like crap! Just kidding, Alba and Hough are basically more pulled together than me at work on any given Tuesday.

They push their own babies around in strollers! I kind of love Gisele's crazy bed hair here.  ScarJo flagged down her own cab in something even Kiki wouldn't be caught dead in. 

  Sometimes celebs trug around town, just like us!  I don't think I've ever seen Sofia Vergara without heels on and I get it. It's like seeing your next door neighbor or a co-worker in the gym locker room, just weird.

 Mark my words, I will never take my Bentley to an In and Out drive thru like Jennifer Love Hewitt. That is strictly for Aston Martins, duh.

Glamour Awards 2012: Sofia, Kylie, Lily, Lea, Jessica

I've officially been completely spoiled by Diane Kruger in Cannes. Nothing can compete and I feel wildly disappointed by the looks at the Glamour Awards. There are a few that I can get behind and one is Jessica Alba in Alexander McQueen. It's very royal boudoir, is it not?

Kelly Rowland has been wearing her hair curly recently, but switched it to long, straight extensions.  Her Maria Grachvogel gown shows off some serious guns. I almost didn't recognize her!

 Eva Longoria brings the boring in Victoria Beckham.

Lily Collins in Alexander McQueen. Also extremely boring, especially the shoes.

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PYT MegaPost: Lawrence, Michele, Tiz, Stone, Greene

 Hello friends! Hope you had a relaxing and fun Memorial Day weekend. I expected to spend three days relaxing, housekeeping, laying out at my pool...none of these things occurred. I did go to countless parties, the beach, and have a lot of fun. Restful it was not and I am dog tired today! Our favorite PYTs had fun in the sun this weekend, too.  Emma Stone, Selena Gomez, Ashley Greene, Ashley Tisdale, Lauren Conrad, Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift were all out in the summery temps in Los Angeles.

  Are shortalls coming back? I need to prepare myself if so.

Twinsies! Lea Michele wore a Helmut Lang sweater, AG jorts, and Aldo Carse Espadrilles while out shopping. LeAnn Rimes wored something similar while shopping in Malibu.

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amfAR at Cannes: Not Best Dressed

Michelle Rodriguez, your face is basically saying how I feel about your look, except I feel like you are daring me to judge you. You don't scare me! Not from here at least. This is the epitome of the Barbie trend gone wrong. She could not look more uncomfortable.

 Contrary to what you are thinking, Tamara Ecclestone is not a cast member of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.  She is actually a 27-year-old billionairess and her little sister is the chick who took over the throne at the former Spelling Manor in Bel Air.  For the record, I feel the same way about silver shoes with silver dresses as I do about red shoes with red dresses. Pageant patrol!

 I think Tara Reid slept her way into some kind of lifetime membership at Cannes club that Phoebe Price and Victoria Silvstedt founded.  She found the perfect Keep Your Heart Open necklace on loan from Kay's to draw attention away from her mother of the bride dress and up to her face to show off Snooki's new bronzer line.

amfAR at Cannes: Kiki, Heidi, Diane, Nina, Kim

I hope you didn't have a burrito for lunch like I did and you can freely enjoy these perfect people in perfect dresses without remorse.  They are all at the amfAR even in Cannes because that is exactly where beautiful people belong.  Nina Dobrev in extremely popular designer du jour Elie Saab.

 Doutzen in Versace. Unstoppable.

You knew she was going to bring out the Chanel eventually. Diane Kruger is a living doll. PS have you noticed the explosion of sparkly pumps on the red carpet this week? Position a dust buster in your closet and get ready to jump on board this trend.

 Jessie J looks en fuego in a cat print slashed up gown.

 Kim Kardashian is using this as an opportunity to wear what she wanted to sport to the Met Ball Anna Wintour banned her from. It is also Elie Saab and magnificent.

 So many more...

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Red Carpet: AI Finale, Cannes, MIB Premiere

Happy Carrie Underwood concert ticket sales day! I'll be in the audience when she takes over Staples Center in October.  Last night at the American Idol finale Carrie wowed in an extremely short Badgley Mischka Orion Sequin Orbit sheath, which runs about a thousand bucks retail or you can borrow from RTR for $125 (they also have a sleeveless version). I haven't found any stores carrying it right now. Her sparkly foot candy is Jimmy Choo.

 I'm going to go ahead and say that Carrie's legs look even buffer than professional dancer Julianne Hough's envious gams. Carrie is legit an athlete and a workout machine!

Jordin Sparks donned some extremely long extensions for the AI finale. She attended with boyfriend Jason Derulo in a white scalloped Kevin Hall dress.

 Still lovely, but my least favorite look thus far from Diane Kruger at Cannes in Prabal Gurung. Her hotel room must be an absolute post-pillow fight style sea of feathers.

Milla Jovovich looked fabulous in a gold sequin Prada dress.

Heidi Klum returned to supermodel status in a shimmering Roberto Cavalli.

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Cannes 2012: Stewart, Dunst, Kruger

Kiki wore a hot pink Dior gown with black accessories to the premiere of On the Road in Cannes. She looks awesome in this, but it is always surprising to see her eliminate all the quirky from her looks...it's just not her.  But these colors work on her so well (remember her best mag cover ever?), not to mention that DREAMBOAT standing next to her.

 Kristen went with big hair and a high thigh slit in Balenciaga. The color is a little drab, but overall I think this works for her. If I saw her in Kiki's dress, I'd really fall over flat.

Diane Kruger has been standing out in a sea of pretty as the fairest one of all throughout Cannes 2012. Her white Nina Ricci dress and black lace and sheer purple Jason Wu dress were maximum attention-grabbers.

 Love Kristen Stewart's Balenciaga trousers! She did right by pairing them with a simple top and Rebecca Minkoff blazer. Of course, this is a little casual for Cannes, but I love those pants on her!  Kirsten Dunst turned up in a lovely laser-cut Dolce and Gabbana dress with Charlotte Olympia heels. Has she ever looked more like her namesake American Girl doll that with this hair? 

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DON's Delight: Random LOLs

Because it is a slow news day, here's some stuff I liked.

I feel like I would really, really enjoy watching this sport with some beers.

  

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